witheverlastinglove:

(via immissingyou)

Aww =]

saarascene:

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katesbox:

lilajeanlynn:

ahahahahahahahha i think this made my day.

katesbox:

(via friskyjackass)

flamepuppy:

xdazer:

mliaverage:

jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!

let’s bankrupt this chick

flamepuppy:

XVI

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis,
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

—Gaius Valerius Catullus

Oh, you dont speak Latin? Here’s a translation…

Fuck you both and suck my dick
Swishy Aurelius and queeny Furius
For thinking me, because my verses
are rather sissy, not quite decent.
Although the true poet should be pure
himself, his poems don’t have to be.
Indeed, they have only flavor and charm
if they are sissy and indecent
and when they can incite arousal,
I don’t speak of boys, but big hairy guys
who have difficulty moving their limbs.
You, because you’ve read of my many thousand kisses
believe that I’m not really manly?
Fuck you both and suck my dick.

Yea, that’s not really that clear here’s another.

I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius–you fucking cocksucker–and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean
that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can’t write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I’m a sissy
just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!

borderlineconspiracy:

infinitebutterflies:

eemmaa:

longlivethequeen:

(via malfoyy)

i want to make this a sign and put it EVERYWHERE on the liberty campus. they would all appreciate it.

borderlineconspiracy:

My mum’s a survivor

(via thatjeffreykid)

FAIL?

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.